Is your life exciting enough? Do you sit at home with your knitting and cats wishing you were in space battling pirates? Maybe you’d rather be at home knitting than battling space pirates. After all the weightlessness would be bound to be disorientating, and how do you actually fight a space pirate – would canonballs work in space? Who knows. Well NASA might, but then they’re pretty adventurous themselves. So if you’re looking for ways to talk the talk without walking the walk then you’ve come to the right place.

What Happened Bandages

This set of plasters from Urban Outfitters will help make your story about that extreme dance off that much more believable. Wear several at once for maximum impact.

Shopping Trolley Armchair

All you need to do with this Consumer’s Rest Chair from Frank Schreiner is place it in the corner of your living room. Then when people ask you about it, you can simply smile and shrug. Instant gossip fuel.

Japanese Higo Knife

When your friends express disbelief that you helped save an effiminate nobleman named Keith from a crocodile on your Gap Year you can prove them wrong. Simply show them this beautiful knife that he gave you in gratitude (currently unavailable from Best Made for $60).

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